Elegance

Never dropped the spike heels.  Who was more elegant than the Duchess of Cambridge while pregnant?  No one.  She always looked beautiful and put-together.  She walked as easily in high heels pregnant as not.  Never missed a step.  I admire women who can walk in high heels as if they were wearing flats.  I count myself among them.   

But when pregnant, I was a slob, gaining 65 and 70 pounds, respectively.....and on purpose!  Hey, let's have a cheeseburger after dinner, was my battle cry.  No fat fix was off limits, I went for everything. 

Get over yourself.  Just "googled" Earl Spencer for a reaction to the birth of his great-nephew.  Nothing.  It's official, he's a jerk.  Thought that when he delivered a self-centred eulogy at his sister's funeral.  So inelegant.