The latest fashion "no-no's"

The latest edition of 'Avenue' magazine in Calgary featured these monstrosities:

I am definitely out of the fashion loop.  Can't abide the new "too-small" suits which are all the rage with young men.  I mean seriously,  Pants too short, jacket too tight.  Ridiculous.  Feature Cary Grant ever, ever wearing this mess. 

This is supposed to be high fashion.  Really!?  A disaster.  Nothing matches anything and those shoes??!!!!