I've had two 'I Remember' columns published in 'The Globe and Mail' in just a couple of months. I am quite pleased about that because it's not easy to get into that publication. Here I proudly offer my contributions:
Saturday, November 12, 2022
Two
Friday, November 11, 2022
Charles the second?
That's what a full captain in the Canadian Navy called our new King, Charles III. Didn't know The Second was still around, but obviously he must be? Charles II reigned from 1649 to 1651, but this female armed forces member called him Charles II. How could she have made such a gaffe? Did no one review her material?
Too bad she had to be a woman, tarring us all with her ignorance. That pisses me off. But, at any rate, we watched the Remembrance Day Service in Ottawa today, as we always do, and it reminded me of the many times we bundled up all four children and trekked off by bus with strollers to the Cenotaph to attend the service. Both our families had members who served and died in WW II, so this is always a special day. Here they are:
B's Grandfather, right, Cecil Walsh, his Great-grandfather, George, and Great-uncle Jack.
My Uncle Rollie Brousseau, served in WW II in Italy
Tuesday, November 8, 2022
Pool porn
"See that guy on the deck to your right?" I said to M the lifeguard this morning, as we were chatting. "He needs to be jailed."
I slowly turned and beheld the grotesque affront. Here is something similar from stock photos:
Monday, November 7, 2022
How would this work?
Sent to me by a friend.........................
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Just wondering - Hurricane season with Electric Vehicles
Imagine Florida with a hurricane coming toward Miami.
The governor orders an evacuation. All cars head north.They all need to be charged in Jacksonville.
How does that work.? Has anyone thought about this.
If all cars were electric and were caught up in a three-hour traffic jam with dead batteries, then what?
Not to mention there's virtually no heating or air conditioning in an electric vehicle because of high battery consumption.
If you get stuck on the road all night, no battery, no heating, no windshield wipers, no radio, no GPS (all these drain the batteries), all you can do is try calling 911 to take women and children to safety. But they cannot come to help you because all roads are blocked, and they will probably require all police cars be electric also. When the roads become unblocked no one can move! Their batteries are dead.
How do you charge the thousands of cars in the traffic jam? Same problem during summer vacation departures with miles of traffic jams. Yes, AAA is starting to prepare tow trucks to charge electric vehicles. How many can they charge before returning to home base and recharge the trucks?
There would be virtually no air conditioning in an electric vehicle.
It would drain the batteries quickly. Where is this electricity going to come from?
Today's grid barely handles users' needs.
Can't use nuclear, natural gas is quickly running out.
Oil fired is out of the question, then where?
What will be done with billions of dead batteries, can’t bury them in the soil, can’t go to landfills.
The cart is way ahead of the horse.
No thought whatsoever how to handle any of the problems that batteries can cause.
The press doesn't want to talk or report on any of this.
Saturday, November 5, 2022
Meeting Mike Babcock
Last night, we went to a lovely dining establishment just outside Cochrane. 'Flores and Pine' is very elegant and I usually insist we sit at the bar anywhere we go because that's where all the fun is; I can talk to B anytime. Unfortunately, the bar was full, so we sat at a nearby table.
"Isn't that Mike Babcock sitting at the bar?" I said to B. I'm going to say hello. So, I did. Yes, it was Mike Babcock and he immediately stood up and gave us a huge smile and handshake. "Let's take a selfie," he suggested. So we did -- he holding my camera and taking it himself, as he must have done hundreds of times.
Why does RCMP Commissioner Lucki still have her job?
Finally, someone other than I, is publicly asking that question. That was the headline of Robyn Urback's column in 'The Globe and Mail' today, as she finally outed the incompetent Lucki. Urback points to all the f-ck-ups that have occurred on Lucki's watch:
- The 2020 massacre of 22 people in Nova Scotia, during which Lucki was nowhere to be found;
- The political interference she put on senior brass to identify the weapons used in the above;
- The fact that she has effected no change in the culture of the RCMP since her appointment four years ago -- despite vowing it was one of her most important objectives;
- The fact that she secretly suggested members of the armed forces dress up in RCMP uniforms to infiltrate and deal with the truckers convoy;
- The fact that she lied about contacting OPP Commissioner Thomas Carrique to suggest they communicate via an app that does not store deleted messages; and
- The gravitas that is now wholly lacking in our national police force and its once sterling reputation, thanks to her incompetence and lack of integrity;
Wednesday, November 2, 2022
Busted again
"And G-d knows what else," said granddaughter about something when we were driving to waterpolo last night. When it's just the two of us, we have such amazingly adult conversations, discussing everything from sports to how her classes are run to her friends to real estate (i.e., where Grandpa and I should live because we're "old") and to current driving conditions. She makes connections that even I miss.
"Grandma, did you know that when you were in kindergarten, Grandpa was in grade six? He's six years older than you, that's why." How did she even know that? How did she figure that out? No clue!
A precocious, lateral thinker is how I'd describe her.
Last night we had a huge dump of snow and the highway from Cochrane to Calgary is treacherous when it's snowing that hard. With no trees to block the drifts, the snow flies across the highway in sheets, icing the road into a virtual skating rink. As I drove along in my trusty, 2002 Honda Civic hatchback -- thankfully with new tires -- I had the flashers going to warn other drivers that this grannie was not going to drive the speed limit just because that's what the sign said.
"Better safe than stupid," pipes up granddaughter, as we passed a number of cars in the ditch -- the same vehicles that had just sped past us. At least three fire trucks also passed us and she wondered if Daddy was in one. "I think I just saw him in the passenger seat," she excitedly exclaimed.
But back to, "And G-d knows what else." Finally, I asked, "Where did you get that expression?" "You see that person sitting beside me at the moment?" "You mean me?!" "Yes, grandma, you say that all the time -- that and 'idiot', which Mummy tells me not to say."
So, as I say, busted again. Here she is in full, waterpolo flight: