Pool porn

"See that guy on the deck to your right?" I said to M the lifeguard this morning, as we were chatting.  "He needs to be jailed."

I slowly turned and beheld the grotesque affront.  Here is something similar from stock photos:

This guy actually walked in wearing a bright blue thong thing!  I mean, it barely covered his "junk", as it is called, in the front and featured only a thong wedged into his revolting crack in the back!

I kid you not!  Hey, buddy, this isn't a beach on the Mediterranean, it's a family swimming facility.  There are kids here!  Parents don't want their toddlers asking what "that" is below the belly button.  

It was absolutely sickening, but this guy obviously thought he looked hot, or else why would he wear it?!  M, only 19, but a good buddy who has now become used to my up-fronted-ness, burst out laughing.  "You should see him on weekends when he comes in with his kids," he exclaimed.  "What??!!"  "Yep, he has an orange one and his kids -- both girls and boys -- wear the same thing."

I was appalled in the extreme!

"And that's not the worst," said M.  "What!??"  "No, people wear their underwear in the pool."  "Whaaaat!!??"  "Just men?"  "No, women too!"  

OMG!  How hideous!  

What is wrong with people?!  Where have sense and decorum fled?!