Anyone with me on this?

Anyone have a husband who holds onto the TV converter like it was a life jacket on the Titanic?!  I have one of those!  

It's mine!!!

He has no idea how to operate it, but he just HAS TO HAVE IT!!  Meanwhile, I have to yell instructions -- "Go up, go down, no, to the left, go right, channel up, channel down, don't hit exit!  Hit last!  Hit the guide!  What have you done now?  Where are we?!"

Hopeless!@#%!@!!!

After an hour of f-cking up, he finally, reluctantly hands me the device so we can save an hour of buggering around, hitting buttons and settle on something to watch.

What is it with men??!!  I have also had it with people of that gender who HAVE to back into a parking space!  Everyone else has to stop and wait while some idiot backs his HUGE ALBERTA TRUCK into a spot.  Of course, he has to go back and forth a few times to get it in perfectly.  

Why??!!  So he can make a quick get away??!!!  The selfishness of these oafs is breathtaking!  

Whew, glad that rant is behind me.  Now I have to go back into the TV room and wait until I am handed the converter!