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Sunday, July 26, 2026

What's in a name?

Unless you're Jackie Kennedy or Prince Philip, don't try and be a star in your spouse's orbit.  Jackie and the Duke are the only two people I can think of who were stars in their own right.  

Diana Carney shouldn't even try it.  She can't pull it off.

But she did, touring some arts centre or other in Charlottetown, when Mark turned up at the provincial premiers' conference for two hours to....to....uh....??  I have no clue why he was there?!  But there was Diana, acting like she mattered, "Engaging in official cultural and community activities," as the press release described them.  Spare me.

Frankly, she always looks like a bag lady -- even in Chanel (and that's an insult to respectable bag ladies everywhere).  When I was a child, we had a cleaning lady named Mrs. Cameron and my Mother and Aunts would give her hand-me-downs.  Diana reminds me of Mrs. Cameron, always looking ill-dressed and out-of-place.

And let's look at her name.  She calls herself "Diana Fox Carney".  Why?  Was she so famous that she had to keep her maiden name?  Puts me in mind of Adrienne Clarkson's husband, John Ralston Saul.  Also reminds me of a boss I had who was named "Monica Jones-Kisil".  She had kept her maiden name because she was apparently so famous she had to?  I mean, "Jones"?  That was a famous name??

And what's with the "Ralston" part of Saul's name?  He's really just "John Saul", as is Diana.  She's just "Diana Carney".

Looking at my name, here's the explanation:  

  • Born to Shirley Ann Latimer and William Doyle, so I had two names at birth;
  • Adopted by Thomas and Lillian Griffith, so I grew up "Nancy Griffith";
  • Married Robert Russell, so I was "Nancy Russell"; and
  • Now am married to Brian Marley-Clarke, so I am now "Nancy Marley-Clarke".
Brian's name goes back generations, when his great-great-grandmother in India, surname "Marley", was widowed with five children.  She subsequently married a barrister named "Clarke" and had another four children, so the family legally changed the names of everyone to "Marley-Clarke".  That's how that moniker evolved.

What's in a name?

So, I've had five names, folks.  When I married Brian, I wondered if I should go back to my maiden name, "Griffith", or take his?  I decided to take his.  Good decision?  I thought it was the only logical one at the time.  But I am sure people thought I was some sort of hyphenated-liberated type, who had kept her maiden name.  No, I was just a working stiff with kids, in bondage like every other working mother.

So, Diana, please just be "Diana Carney".  Forget the "Fox" bit.  It doesn't enhance you.

Friday, July 24, 2026

"Part of a larger puzzle"

That's what Mark Carney said about the new tariffs Trump has just announced, they're "part of a larger puzzle".  The only puzzle we have, is the trade one with the U.S. Carney can't piece together.  His bafflegab and obfuscation are breathtaking.  When a reporter asked him about a trade deal, he said, "Well, let me tell you what it's not."  Huh?!

The podcasts and press conferences I have watched leave me astounded!  He is completely incomprehensible.  This has to be on purpose because we all know he really doesn't want a trade deal.  Otherwise, why would he leave Dominic Leblanc in charge and add the incompetent Janice Charette to the team?

Our dunce-in-chief, Dominic Leblanc

Leblanc, as you know, has been the guy who hasn't got anywhere in 18 months.  Absolutely nowhere.  We have only one ratified trade deal and that is with Indonesia.  All the other "deals" are merely non-binding memoranda of understanding -- "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing", as Shakespeare wrote in Macbeth.

Carney said he wouldn't rule out retaliation if the tariffs are imposed.  What does that even mean?  This is not a position, it's a "Maybe, I'm not sure, we'll see" comment.  He needs to take a stand.  Or not.  Saying you're not ruling something out is saying absolutely nothing.

A meaningless position.

He also said he'd had the chance to eliminate tariffs on a number of goods, but forwent those deals because he wanted to get them all eliminated.

How dumb can you get?  Take the deals where you can, man!  Reminds me of an old friend of B's who turned down the Order of Ontario because he was sure he was next in line for an Order of Canada.  Guess what?  Didn't happen.

Frankly, without specifying which deals he has not taken leads me to believe that's a complete lie.  I don't think any deals have been offered.  Carney is neither an economist, nor a negotiator.  He's a bureaucrat's bureaucrat.  Period the end.

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

She/her

So, this is the latest abomination I have to endure.  Women identifying as "she/her" or "they".  This is insanity.

I sent an email to the aquatics director at the local pool to ask why all the lanes were closed for swimming lessons and none left for lane swimmers.  She sent me back an email, with her name and "she/her" underneath it.

Isn't it obvious she's a "she/her"?  I guess not.  When I asked at the desk what this was about, I was told that, "Everyone is doing that now and you have to respect their self-identification".  I was aghast.

I am definitely too old for this sh-t.  And as a grammarian, I vehemently object!

In my old-fashioned world, a woman is a woman and a man a man.




Facts

This is re-printed from another source: 

WHAT DID MARK CARNEY SAY TO DONALD TRUMP?

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"Folks,
I can't believe it's happening again. Prime Minister Mark Carney's negotiation strategy appears to have flopped once again.
"On Sunday, Carney attended the FIFA World Cup Final and had a prime seat in the luxury box alongside President Donald Trump and Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum as Spain defeated Argentina. Between watching the match, handing out medals, and presenting trophies, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to build some goodwill and smooth out a few trade issues.
"We already know Carney didn't bring up CUSMA the last time he spoke with Trump on the phone. He caught some heat for that. I was hoping he would use this opportunity to step up and accomplish something.
"Instead, on Monday, Trump resurrected an old U.S. trade law from 1930.
"According to the White House, Trump invoked Section 338 of the Tariff Act of 1930:
"…to impose additional 50% tariffs on certain goods of Canada in response to Canada's discriminatory treatment of American products. By doing so, President Trump is offsetting the burden and disadvantage on U.S. commerce from Canada's discriminatory treatment of U.S. commerce and is leveling the playing field for crucial American exports—cars, alcohol, and dairy."
"Interestingly, Mexico wasn’t hit with a new round of tariffs, despite President Sheinbaum attending the same event with Trump and Carney. U.S. and Mexican officials also resumed formal trade negotiations today. That raises an obvious question: Why do negotiations with Mexico appear to be moving forward while Canada is being hit with new tariffs?
"The President is pointing to the eight provinces that removed U.S. alcohol from government liquor stores, along with Canada's dairy supply management system, to justify the new tariffs.
"Most of those provinces removed U.S. alcohol from their shelves back in March 2025. Canada's dairy supply management system has been around since Christ was a carpenter. If those are the reasons for the tariffs, why now instead of last year?
"I want to know what Carney did…or didn’t say…to Trump at the game before this latest round of tariffs. Did he accidentally take a sip of Trump’s Diet Coke or eat the last cheeseburger?
"Carney responded by arguing that the United States is violating CUSMA and saying Canada has put forward “detailed and comprehensive proposals.” Fine. But where are the results? His statement does not name one concession he has won, one tariff he has removed, or one concrete breakthrough with Donald Trump.
"Mark Carney was elected because many Canadians believed he was the most qualified person to negotiate with Donald Trump. He compared himself to Winston Churchill. He promised “Elbows Up.” Instead, Canadians got another carefully scripted statement telling them more talks may happen in the coming weeks.
"But over the past year, Canada has faced repeated trade setbacks involving steel, lumber, the Digital Services Tax and, more recently, the Gordie Howe Bridge. Now we have another round of tariffs.
"If this keeps up, Mark Carney may go down as one of the least successful Canada-U.S. negotiators in modern Canadian history.
Trump stomping all over our "genius" economist PM
"Mark Carney is such a bad negotiator that if this were 1988 and he were managing the Edmonton Oilers, he probably would have traded Wayne Gretzky to the Los Angeles Kings for a used puck bag.
"Bottom line: Liberals will say Carney is doing a much better job than Pierre Poilievre would have. But I have a simple question:
"Could anyone actually be doing worse than Prime Minister Mark Carney?"

Friday, July 17, 2026

Another look at racism

Re-printed from 'The Catholic League', by Bill Donahue.  As a writer, I am vehemently opposed to this nonsense:

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July 17, 2026


"Liberals love to congratulate themselves for rejecting racism, charging conservatives for tolerating, if not abetting, racism. Yet the policies they favor—opposing school choice, relativizing marriage, dumbing down education standards, defending miscreant behavior—are racist in effect, if not in intent. It is not red-neck racist jokes that blacks need to fear—it is the policy agenda of their liberal “allies” they need to be wary of.


"The latest example of this is the push to normalize “Black English” in California. The goal of Black Californians United for Early Care & Education (BlackECE) is to challenge “harmful language hierarchies and affirm Black English as a legitimate, rule-governed language rooted in Black history, culture, and community.” It offers as an example of “Black English” such words as “she be working” and “they happy.”


"It has long been observed that various racial and ethnic groups have a dialect that differ in some ways from conventional English. There is nothing controversial about that, but it is not only controversial to reject the very idea of “conventional English”—it is downright subversive of academic achievement to insist that “unconventional English” should be legitimatized.


"Notice how those who support “Black English” talk about “harmful language hierarchies.” But there is nothing “harmful” about “language hierarchies.” They exist, and with good reason: they facilitate assimilation, making it easier to reach a consensus on what constitutes proper English.


"Therein lies the problem. Proponents of “Black English” are radical egalitarians who are aghast at the existence of hierarchies. Yet the inequality that marks all hierarchies is normal and there is nothing inherently wrong with that. Age and sex are universal human characteristics, and they smack of hierarchal distinctions.


"The push for “Black English” is also part of the diversity mindset. Its proponents see assimilation as a problem to be conquered, which is why they promote multiculturalism. At bottom, they resent the superiority of Western civilization, which is why they seek to bolster its competitors.


"Ashley Williams is leading the cause for “Black English” in California. A closer look at what her real beef is suggests she is bedeviled by her upbringing—her family insisted on mastering the English language—and is now embarked on a cause that seeks to avenge her experience. She was taught at home that so-called Black English “wasn’t OK at the schoolhouse.”


"Her family did her a favor, but she doesn’t see it that way. She recalls being teased for “talking white,” and says she does not want her son to feel “shame” for voicing “Black English.”


"She has it backwards. Those who teased her are the problem and those who label blacks as “acting white” for succeeding need to be sanctioned. The answer is not to object to those who harass her son for saying, “they happy,” but to instruct her son to say, “they are happy.” To do so, however, would require her to acknowledge the legitimacy of conventional English, and that is too much for her to bear.


"This phenomenon is not new. In the 1980s, black anthropologists John Ogbu and Signithia Fordham found that black students underperform in school partly because those who do well are teased for being “white.” “Why are you working so hard on that school stuff? You think you’re white?” Columbia professor John McWhorter experienced the same labeling growing up as a black student.


"Lowering standards, which is what normalizing “Black English” does, helps no one, most especially black students. No radio or TV station worth its salt would ever hire someone who says, “she be working.”


"Most important, it is racist to maintain that blacks can’t learn to speak correct English when those who struggle to learn it—e.g., Spanish and Chinese speaking students—do so successfully all the time. It matters not a whit if those who advocate “Black English” have good intentions—what they are promoting is racist in effect."


Thursday, July 16, 2026

The sky is definitely falling

This is re-printed from an article by Royce Koop, professor of political science, University of Manitoba:

"Mark Carney won the last election by burnishing his credentials as a strong economic manager. The banker was here, and a grown-up would finally be taking charge of the books.

"It was a powerful pitch because Canadians had long since grown weary of Justin Trudeau’s free-spending ways. Obviously, I didn’t vote for Carney. But to be honest, when he won, I thought we would at least get a Paul Martin-style fiscally responsible government from him.

"Fourteen months later, the results are in. It’s far from the first time I’ve been wrong. But, man, this time it’s a doosie.

"Carney has shown flat-out contempt for the Parliament that is supposed to sanction his spending, and he’s burning through taxpayers’ money much quicker than the man he replaced.

"Start with Parliament. For most of 2025, Carney governed without a budget at all, the first time that has happened in decades outside the pandemic. Carney couldn’t be bothered to put together and pass a budget.

"But that didn’t stop him from announcing hundreds of billions in new spending. The House of Commons actually had to pass a motion urging the government to table a budget because Carney was willing to spend, spend, spend without Parliament signing off on a budget.

"The pattern didn’t stop when a budget finally arrived last November. Carney told a defence conference in May that his fiscal framework already covers massive new defence spending of four per cent of GDP. When journalists asked the finance department for any numbers backing that claim, the department simply refused to provide them.

"The Parliamentary Budget Officer has sent the government three letters asking for details on defence spending. Precisely none have been answered. Former budget officer Kevin Page called this a “failure of transparency.”

"Speaking of the budget officer, Canada spent weeks this Spring without one. Carney’s government let interim watchdog Jason Jacques’ term expire with no successor in place, leaving the office unable to publish reports or take new requests from parliamentarians.

"Jacques was the official who had called Carney’s reckless spending “unsustainable” for the country. Draw your own conclusions about why contract wasn’t renewed.

"In the meantime, Carney and his underlings have used their new majority to stack parliamentary committees and shut down any investigations into dubious government spending. It happened again this week when the Liberals moved to shut down a committee investigation into their bailout for wealthy Vancouver condo developers.

"That bailout is only one of several recent Carney spending sprees that will add billions to the already-surging deficit.

"Why does Carney dodge parliamentary scrutiny? Because scrutiny reveals some alarming numbers. Nearly double! Replacing Trudeau with Carney has turned out to be like calling 911 because your garden shed is on fire, only to have firefighters show up and burn down your house.

Canada under Carney.

"It gets worse. Carney’s Spring fiscal update projects deficits totalling $309.2 billion over five years, double what Trudeau had forecast. Over that period, Carney plans to spend $83.2 billion more than even Trudeau had dreamed of.

"Then came June. A new Parliamentary Budget Officer report projects that deficits will run an average of $4.6 billion per year above what Carney’s own spring update promised, with spending $6.5 billion over budget this year alone.

"The spring update came out in April. It took a whole two months (!) for Carney to blow a massive hole through his own projections.
And that’s the heart of it. Carney’s economic credentials weren’t a footnote in the last election campaign. They were the central plank of both the campaign and his own personal appeal.

"Voters who had soured on the Liberals gave the party a fourth mandate because they believed this particular Liberal was different than Trudeau. He had run two central banks. Surely Carney could write a budget and stick to it? He can’t. Or, more precisely, he won’t. The deficits are bigger, the spending is higher, and the parliamentary oversight that might have caught it all has been stonewalled, starved and left vacant.

"Meanwhile, Canadians are struggling as the economy either stagnates or shrinks under Carney. Billions in new inflationary deficit spending will only make Canadians’ situations even more grim.

"So here’s the question that should keep Liberals up at night. Carney’s fiscal reputation carried him to victory once. Now that he’s been revealed as a fiscal phony, what exactly does he run on next time?"


Friday, July 10, 2026

This is how dumb Canadians are

A picture tells a thousand words:

Carney wears the Emperor's New Clothes.

The numbers tell the tale, but evidently Canadians can't count.









Thursday, July 9, 2026

Third one!

I see that an elementary school chum of daughter's has a third 'First Person' essay in 'The Globe and Mail' today!  That's three!

I can't get even one!  I have submitted nine, but none has been accepted.  I was close with a Mother's Day piece three years ago, which was accepted until it went up to a senior editor for final approval.  To the embarrassment of the junior editor, the senior turned it down.

I am exasperated!

It can't be because I am not a good writer.  I am.  In fact, that's how I earned my living my entire career.  I have had many letters published and at least five 'I Remember' pieces, but they won't publish an essay.  

There can only be one reason:  My blog.  Google me and it comes up and is definitely not up -- or down -- to the Globe's standards.  Decidedly not politically correct, my blog tells the truth -- good, bad and ugly.  The Globe has no problem with my letters because they like opinions, and no problem with 'I Remember's, because they are personal thoughts about famous people.  But to publish an essay would be an endorsement of my opinions and the Globe cannot do that.

Frankly, it might be a compliment that the Globe will not publish an essay.  So, I will just keep blogging away!


Wednesday, July 8, 2026

The evils of gentrification

Poor Lindenlea, the magical neighbourhood in which I grew up.  It has been overtaken by the bourgeoisie and ruined.  Gustave Flaubert and Madame Bovary would have a field day wandering along Rock, Rideau Terrace, Rockcliffe Way, Middleton Drive, Lambton and Elmdale Avenues and meeting all the people who have destroyed it with their bourgeoisie-ness.

Lindenlea.

I grew up there in the fifties and sixties.  The first planned neighbourhood in Canada, it has no peer to this day.  My parents bought 8 Lindenlea Road for $6K, before they moved up in the world and bought 24 Rockcliffe Way down the block for $18K.  Now?  Those abodes are worth hundreds of thousands.

Where I grew up in the fifties and sixties, 8 Lindenlea Road.  Seems to small now and whoever did that to those steps and walk should be killed.

I see some residents strolling around on facebook making ludicrous videos of Lindenlea et environs.  Beechwood Avenue?  Back then it consisted of Art's Smoke Shop, the Kingsview Groceteria, Jolicoeur Hardware, a barber shop, the Linden Theatre and Fenton's Bakery -- the latter two now the New Edinburgh Pub.

What I remember about Art's Smoke Shop was the proprietor, Art, a small, mean man who sold everything from smokes to candy and school supplies.  Every day before school started up in September, my Father would run us down to Art's to buy all our school supplies.  We also bought all birthday presents there -- before birthday parties became contests of who could one-up the pretentious gift bag ritual.

Kingsview Groceteria was run by a Jewish couple, whose daughter was a good friend.  Jolicoeur's was run by three haggard brothers, never without a cigarette dangling out of each mouth and a dangerous ash threatening to drop on the merchandise at any second.  If Jolicoeur's didn't have it, it didn't exist.

My Father frequented the old-fashioned barber shop.  As for the Linden Theatre?  We were not allowed to go there because my Mother was convinced we would get ringworm!  Fenton's?  A delight with all sorts of goodies.

Now, Beechwood has been ruined with silliness and gentrification of craft shops and other notional levity and nonsense.  As for New Edinburgh, it was then a dump and anyone who lived on Crichton or Stanley was very lower class.  Now?  It's a status neighbourhood.  

There was also an outdoor city pool on the northwest corner of Beechwood and Crichton.  No clue what happened to that lovely place, to which I used to bike regularly for a dip.     

On the northwest corner of Springfield and Rideau Terrace, there was a completely fenced in and mysterious orphanage.  Walking to Crichton Street Public, I would watch the orphans being marched down Springfield to the school at the corner at Beechwood by the nuns who ran the place.  Now, it is all expensive condos, the orphanage long gone.

My aunt and uncle lived across from Craig's Florist on Rideau Terrace.  No clue why that closed?  The caretaker lived above the sheds and his wife used to be a regular babysitter; she did all the ironing.  

As I trip down memory lane, I mourn the loss of one of the greatest neighbourhoods in the country.  We will never see its equal. 


Sunday, July 5, 2026

Corruption at its finest

Re-printed from 'The Pentagon Papers'.  There's a reason both he and Netanyahu won't end their wars.  They'd both be in jail pretty quickly:   

Actor Volodymyr Zelensky stormed to the Ukrainian presidency in 2019 on a wave of public anger against the country’s political class, including previous leaders who used secret companies to stash their wealth overseas.

Now, leaked documents prove that Zelensky and his inner circle have had their own network of offshore companies. Two belonging to the president’s partners were used to buy expensive property in London.

The revelations come from documents in the Pandora Papers, millions of files from 14 offshore service providers leaked to the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists and shared with partners around the world including OCCRP.

The documents show that Zelensky and his partners in a television production company, Kvartal 95, set up a network of offshore firms dating back to at least 2012, the year the company began making regular content for TV stations owned by Ihor Kolomoisky, an oligarch dogged by allegations of multi-billion-dollar fraud. The offshores were also used by Zelensky associates to purchase and own three prime properties in the center of London.

The documents also show that just before he was elected, he gifted his stake in a key offshore company, the British Virgin Islands-registered Maltex Multicapital Corp., to his business partner — soon to be his top presidential aide. And in spite of giving up his shares, the documents show that an arrangement was soon made that would allow the offshore to keep paying dividends to a company that now belongs to his wife.

A comedian and actor who had been famous since the 2000s, Zelensky began his political rise a few years after taking on a starring role in the political satire “Servant of the People,” which began airing on the oligarch’s network in 2015. The show starred Zelensky as a humble history teacher whose anti-corruption rant in class is filmed by a student, goes viral online, and wins him national office.

In a case of life imitating art, Zelensky ended up winning the real-world Ukrainian presidency just three-and-a-half years after the show’s launch, with more than 73 percent of the vote.

Zelensky capitalized on widespread public anger at corruption, but his 2019 campaign was dogged by doubts over his anti-graft bona fides, given that his campaign was boosted by media belonging to Kolomoisky — who is accused of stealing US$5.5 billion from his own bank and funneling it offshore in concert with his partner, Hennadiy Boholiubov.

In the heat of the campaign, a political ally of incumbent President Petro Poroshenko published a chart on Facebook purporting to show that Zelensky and his television production partners were beneficiaries of a web of offshore firms that allegedly received $41 million in funds from Kolomoisky’s Privatbank.

That ally, Volodymyr Ariev, didn’t provide evidence, and his accusations have never been proven. But the Pandora Papers show that at least some of the details in this alleged scheme correspond to reality. The leaked documents show information on 10 companies in the network that match structures detailed in Ariev’s chart.

The new documents show that part of the network was managed with help from Fidelity Corporate Services, an offshore consultancy that was one of 14 firms whose documents make up part of the Pandora Papers leak. The documents show that Zelensky and his partners used companies based in the British Virgin Islands (BVI), Belize, and Cyprus.

Two of Zelensky’s associates in the offshore network, who were also part of his TV production company, now hold powerful positions. Serhiy Shefir is Zelensky’s top presidential aide, while Ivan Bakanov heads the Security Service of Ukraine.

These powerful positions also come with risks. Shefir narrowly escaped an apparent assassination attempt when his car was fired on outside Kyiv on September 22. He was unharmed, but his driver was wounded.

Zelensky has repeatedly pledged to rein in oligarchs. The day after the attack on Shefir, the country’s parliament passed a bill that would create a register of oligarchs and bar them from financing political parties or taking part in privatizations. Zelensky said that the attempt on Shefir’s life will receive a strong response and will not influence his fight against vested interests.

A spokesman for Zelensky declined to comment. Shefir and Bakanov did not respond to questions.

Saturday, July 4, 2026

Pulling a Don Cherry

Watching soccer here and there -- because B watches it -- I see thousands of so-called Canadian fans rooting for other teams.  Reminds me of the great Don Cherry's line about "you people", when he admonished immigrants and new Canadians to wear a poppy on November 11th.  "It's the least you can do to show appreciation for this beautiful country."  

For this accurate observation, Don was unceremoniously dumped from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.  He was right, of course, and it's the same with the World Cup.  They interview all kinds of "Canadians", who claim to be cheering for other countries -- their "home", as they say.  Well, "you people", can go back there.  If not, cheer for Canada!

Still with sports, I'd like to say a word about Serena Williams getting a wild card for Wimbledon.  That was wrong.  It is also wrong for Venus to get one too.  These two have had their glory days and should not be taking the places of younger, talented players, who are the future of tennis.

They are done.  And as usual, Serena displayed poor sportsmanship and bad manners by not appearing at the "mandatory" press conference after her match.  You can bet that, had she won, her "injury" would not have prevented her from sitting there gloating and blabbing.

Remember when she screamed and threatened to kill a linesman who called a foot fault?  Ya, that's Serena.

And not fining her $50K?  That's a disgrace and Wimbledon officials should be ashamed.  I never liked Serena and her behaviour proves why.  What is the expression?  "You can take the girl out of the Hood, but you can't take the Hood out of the girl."

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Happy 250th to the great United States of America!  Both my birth Father and adoptive Father were American, so I like to celebrate the 4th of July in their honour:  

My birth father, William Doyle.  Thanks to him, I have five (half) sisters and two brothers.  I am the eldest, but only two sisters have acknowledged me; both my brothers are dead.  I am grateful for Nora and Maureen.

My wonderful Father, Thomas Raymond Griffith, born in 1899 in Kansas City, Missouri.





 


Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Politicians meddling in sports

Don't they love to do this.  There was Carney, in the Canadian locker room after the win over Qatar, acting like he had just kicked the winning ball, wearing one of those hideous body-contoured Canada jerseys that look like someone's Magic Bullet blew up while they were making a vanilla shake.

"Sitting alongside Carney, Gianni Infantino was sucked and tucked into a sublimely tailored blue suit, looking like he had brought his kid along to the game," wrote Cathal Kelly.  

People like Carney should resist the urge to become one of the boys in the locker room.  But he won't.  He'll be spending another $50K to go to the next game in Houston.  Don't be one of the clusters of politicians launching themselves from a great distance at the bandwagon.  Why do politicians devote themselves to this sports thing, instead of figuring out the housing crunch?  The latter should be their only focus.

There is something offensive about parliament taking a three-month vacation so members can devote themselves to things like soccer.  National problems should be their only job.

But if you're going to get involved in sports, do it with unparalleled panache like the late, great Montreal Mayor Camillien Houde did, when he said, "Tank (his deliberate pronunciation of a fake Quebec accent) you Toronto. I hope you invite me many times to kick off your balls again."

The peerless Camillien Houde

Now, that was a quote!  He had many.  "Your Majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too," he said to King George VI and Queen Elizabeth during their 1939 visit to Montreal.

Carney has neither the brains, nor imagination to utter anything similar.     

Saturday, June 27, 2026

What's next?

So, Carney -- with his smug face hanging out -- is going to bail out rich B.C. developers who have lost money on condos.  I know I've blogged about this before, but what an outrage!  How far will this go?  Are Toronto developers next?  Montreal?  Calgary?  How about individual home owners who have lost money in personal real estate transactions?

I mean, taking this to its logical conclusion, why not?  If Vancouver developers are eligible, so is everyone else.  It's insane and I think it's completely fraudulent.  Does the RCMP have anything to say about this blatant kickback scheme?  It may not be "technically" illegal -- like our recession  -- but it's definitely illegitimate, in my view.  

Of course, digging into all the numbered companies, contracts and sub-contracts you eventually get to Brookfield, so there's your answer right there.  

Speaking of deals where the fix is in, who do you think will be behind the successful bid to renovate 24 Sussex?  The fact that Carney is convening an esteemed panel of experts to evaluate the bids is immaterial.  We all know who will get the deal.  Moise Safdie might as well not bother getting out of bed because my money's on Brookfield.

I'm glad that 24 Sussex is finally going to be fixed, but the process stinks.  Do you think it will be renovated, or torn down and an ugly new structure erected in its place.  I pray it will be the former, but I fear it will be the latter.  Architects love to make bold, read ludicrous, statements and this one will probably be a whopper.

But the topper is that as Carney is handing failed states and sh-t hole countries billions, he's asking ordinary Canadians to root around behind the couch cushions to scrounge a few pennies to cover the renovation!  It's unconscionable.  

Speaking of shady deals, look into who's getting all the contracts in Ukraine, via Chrystia Freeland.  Ding, ding, ding, right again!  And speaking of Ukraine, Carney's given Zelensky and his gang of convicted criminals $25.5 billion.  Our deficit is $78 billion, so that means Ukraine is responsible for 33% of Canada's entire deficit.  Why does no one -- except me -- look into this?

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Watching the World Cup, I could not be more bored.  The players are too good, which makes for ho-hum soccer.  I desperation I tuned into a documentary about Vinny Jones, the great British footballer.  It was spectacular!  

The great Vinny Jones.  Wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley.

I also watched a series about Sunderland and its fanatical fans.  Again, thrilling!  But at the FIFA level, strikers and defenders are so good they're dull.  But a lot of people are spending millions going to matches.

Odd that all the so-called "Canadian" fans are zealously routing for other countries.  That's because they're not really "Canadian" when it comes to soccer.  They're supporters of their home teams, which isn't Canada.

Me?  I remain a Habs fan.

    


 

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Three Wise Men

From the world of sport come three brilliant philosophers:  Johan Cruyff, Dutch football star; Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Swedish soccer star; and Mike Tyson, no ID required.

  • "Before I make a mistake, I don't make that mistake," Cruyff,
  • "Only God knows...you're speaking to him now," Ibrahimovic, and
  • "Everyone has a plan, until he gets punched in the mouth," Tyson
I think I prefer Tyson's take on life, but you could get a PhD in philosophy and not be any more brilliant than the insights of these three celebrities.  

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But what I want to chat about is Carney's $3.2 billion taxpayer bailout of unsold Vancouver condos.  This is a crime and the RCMP should be called in.  As I have said, Brookfield has to be involved somehow and guess what?  It is.  Before he was anointed PM, Carney worked for Brookfield (he remains a major shareholder) and travelled frequently to China.  He was, in fact, in bed with China, in my opinion, based on research I have done.

(Have a look at Marc Petrone on 'Straight up" on YouTube for more terrifying details about this outrage.)

Eby and Carney shaking on the taxpayer condo buyout grift.

One of the details Petrone points out is that just before Carney slid seamlessly into Trudeau's comfy chair, China gave Brookfield $200,000,000.  That's a teensy bit of what Brookfield has tossed Carney's way, but gee, what a coincidence that Carney is bailing out Chinese developers in Vancouver.  China has control over all the real estate and money in B.C. and supplies the biggest backers and money boys for the Liberals.  You watch, Toronto will be next.  

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Next, Alberta separatism.  This will not happen, but the ignorant and uninformed Albertans who are pushing it have not taken into account what would happen to this province, should we separate from Canada.  

We all know that the only province Trump wants is Alberta and since we will have no army, navy or air force, the U.S. will simply annex us to get our oil and water.  I know this sounds simplistic, but I can see it happening.  He is still talking about the 51st state, but he really means Alberta.  

So, Nero still fiddles while Rome burns.

 

  

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

My favourite job

I've had a lot of great jobs during my career, but the one I loved most was as an editor at Maclean Hunter in Toronto.  Here are the jobs I have had and enjoyed:

  • Writer, IBM Canada,
  • Editor, Maclean Hunter,
  • PR leader and writer at DuPont of Canada,
  • Director, Vincent Massey Awards for Excellence in the Urban Environment,
  • Speech writer for Trudeau Sr's ministers (no, I'm not a Liberal, but it paid well),
  • Writer/editor at Supply and Services Canada,
  • Director of External Relations, Public Service Commission of Canada,
  • Director of communications and PR, Federal Presence, Expo '86,
  • Head, communications, Comptroller General of Canada,
  • Director, communications, Fisheries and Oceans.
  • Director General, Communications, Customs and Excise,
  • Head, communications, Canada-U.S.-Free Trade agreement,
  • Head, communications, GST Task Force, 
  • Director, special projects, CRA,
  • Director, Communication and Consultations, GST, CRA, and
  • Director, Problem Resolution Program, Canada Revenue Agency. 
Yes, I've had a great career and all of it was because I was a good writer.  Good writing is a skill few possess, but thanks to the rigorous schooling I received in English grammar in grade eight under Miss Anderson at York Street Public, and to Mrs. Jean Portugal, my editor at Maclean Hunter, I learned how to write and edit myself.

Why did I love my job at M-H in Toronto so much?  Because I worked in the era of the great Margaret Wente and Christie Blatchford (may she Rest in Peace).  These two women were an inspiration to me and I sometimes think had I stayed in Toronto, I might have risen to their heights.  Well, maybe not that lofty, but close.

M-H is where I wrote book reviews for 'The Financial Post' and booklets for 'Miss Chatelaine' magazine.  One I wrote was on horoscopes.  I started out doing prodigious, pre-internet research, but soon discovered all signs were basically the same, so as my deadline loomed, I just made a lot of it up.  It sold many thousands of copies, but all royalties went to M-H.  Nevertheless, I was very proud looking at the finished, if somewhat bogus, publication for which I got many congratulations.

I also loved M-H because it was like working in 'Mad Men', that glorious series about the advertising world of Madison Avenue in New York.  At M-H, everyone also drank all the time, everyone smoked their brains out and everyone had affairs with everyone (except my old friend 'Globe and Mail' columnist Roy Macgregor, who had a girlfriend and stayed loyal.)  The rest of us?  Well, a completely different story!

Don Draper's were everywhere, as were suave British writers and editors who had not quite made it on Fleet Street, but were nonetheless excellent journalists.  The latter were the real "Don Juan's" and polished lotharios and we fell for them hook, line and sinker.  

I had a torrid affair with the editor of 'The Medical Post', John Wardle -- a charming Englishman who swept me off my feet.  I also had a semi-torrid affair with the editorial page editor of 'The Financial Post', Bob Catherwood (who just died).  Remember, this was the first wave of "The Pill', which made us all believe we were the epitome, and in the vanguard, of sexual liberation.  The reality was, it was the men who were having all the fun; we were the pawns in their game.

Ah, those were heady days, but I have to say that John and Bob were perfect gentlemen.

Nonetheless, it was so much fun.

The kind of keyboard I used until we started using the wonderful IBM Selectric.  Yes, I'm that old!

Unfortunately, I moved to Ottawa because I wanted to keep my then-marriage together.  Although it produced my two wonderful children, it did not last, which is why my first job in Ottawa was with the Massey Awards.  

To this day, I will often edit well-known writers and columnists in 'The Globe and Mail' or 'The New Yorker' and find mistakes and grammatical errors -- all thanks to Mrs. Portugal (we never called her "Jean") and her ruthless red pen. 

When I worked at M-H, we used hot type and I loved going to the plant in Willowdale every Friday to put the magazine to bed.  p.s.  You had to get permission from the union to go out onto the floor.  They took it very seriously.
It used to be amusing to have to work at the end of my career under women who were younger and had no clue about my background and experience.  Most had absolutely no experience in anything other than working at a counter in a tax office like Sudbury or some other nowhere place, yet thought I was some kind of inferior employee.  Sure, I met some great people, but it was no 'Mad Men'.

As I headed towards retirement, my bosses got younger and younger.  But I carried on, eating more that a few sh-t sandwiches, the pension always in my sights.  

Now I have my blog and my letters to the editor.  As a writer, I just have to keep writing.     

Monday, June 22, 2026

Fun FIFA facts!

Did you know that Canadian taxpayers are giving $729 million to the Vancouver portion of the World Cup?  And did you know that the beleaguered Toronto rate payer is handing over $380 million?

I didn't and wish I hadn't.  That's $1.109 billion from your threadbare pockets to the vast riches of the FIFA bank account.  How outrageous!  And no serious matches are even being played in either city, just group-level games that don't count -- not the final, not the semi-final and not even a quarter final.

Mr. Infantino making the pitch to pick our pockets.

Just to put it into an even more depressing perspective, here are a few other fun facts:

  • The Vancouver budget tripled 750% in eight years since the original estimate;
  • With only seven matches being played in Vancouver, that's $104 million per match, or $1.2 million per minute per match;
  • Gregor Robertson, now the witless and hapless Federal minister of housing, was the mayor who bid for this fiasco, with the backing of then premier John Horgan, now deceased;
  • It was John Tory as mayor and Doug Ford as premier who bid for the games for Toronto;
  • Considerable money is being spent on FIFA-logo condoms and lubricants;
  • FIFA demanded major renovations to B.C. Place, including the ripping out of the artificial turf, the replacement of it with real grass and then the re-installation of turf when the games were over.  (With stage four water restrictions in B.C., the stadium will be the only site which will be allowed watering);
  • FIFA demanded that all other major sporting events be cancelled during the games -- which included all B.C. Lions games and the famous Dragon Boat races;
  • They also demanded new luxury changing rooms for the players and new VIP and VVIP suites for the bigwigs be installed;
  • Infantino also demanded Pope-level security, which includes road closures and police escorts;
  • Property taxes in Vancouver have risen by $450 per household in Vancouver and $389 in Toronto to cover the costs;
  • The head of FIFA in Toronto alone makes $340 million per year;
  • The cheapest tickets in Toronto are $3K each, meaning the average family of four would have to shell out $12K to go to one match.  Not going to happen; and
  • That $12K would cover a university education for one year.
FIFA's demands sound like Satan's to-do list.  Considering how many FIFA executives have been convicted of fraud and jailed, we're verging on mafia territory here.  Presuming Carney brought about 10 hangers-on, plus his mother, er, wife, means that his little junket to watch the Canada game would have cost about $30K -- not including accommodation and airfare.

Kids' soccer camps in Canada run about $250 per week, meaning that three million Canadian kids could have gone to soccer camp for what we're wasting on this ludicrous FIFA bread-and-circuses fiasco.

So, next time you switch on a match, or drive by lineups at the food bank, keep these numbers in mind, as Carney tells us to tighten our belts and make do with less.  

Any lights going on in the brains of his supporters yet?  The numbers always tell the tale.  

Sunday, June 21, 2026

I don't want to go out with him

That's what I said to my Mother when Bob Irvine called to ask me out.  I was in grade nine at Lisgar and didn't fancy him at all.  "Go, you might meet someone else there," said Lily.  So I said yes.

We went to a movie at the Nelson on Rideau Street and I didn't meet anyone else.  When I attended the 175th Lisgar reunion in 2018, who was the first to make a bee line for me?  Bob Irvine.  We embraced warmly and he reminded me of our one-and-only date and which movie we had seen. 

Sadly, I saw his obituary the other day.  It brought back many memories of our halcyon days at Lisgar.  I saw that he had married and had two daughters.  I left a condolence on the obituary.  May he Rest in Peace.

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The following letters, among several, were not published, but should have been.  I think 'The Herald' is off me at the moment:

Dear Editor,

Carney's recent video to Canadians was a re-hash of unfulfilled pre-election promises, not a summary of actual accomplishments.  Yet, his poll numbers mysteriously remain consistently high. 

Puts one in mind of that old fable, "The Emperor's New Clothes", in which the emperor rides around town completely naked, while everyone raves and cheers about his beautiful new outfit.  It's baffling?  When will Canadians wake up and realize Mr. Carney is basically that naked emperor?

Nancy Marley-Clarke

Dear Editor,

I agree Carney is much more interested in Europe than in the country of which he is prime minister.  Apart from a few high-profile, photo-op trips in Canada, he has yet to travel to small towns and cities to show he is concerned about ordinary Canadians.

He also consistently snubs Parliament.  He has missed 100 of 136 Question Periods since taking office, which is truly shocking because Parliament is where Canada is governed.  Mr. Carney, however, behaves like an autocrat, giving away billions to other countries as he personally sees fit, with absolutely no Parliamentary oversight whatsoever, all while telling Canadians to tighten our belts and make do with less.

The sooner he moves on to grander pastures in Europe the better off this country will be.

Nancy Marley-Clarke