I am re-posting this by the women below, found on Facebook in "Canada wants Pierre Poilievre." She nails Carney:
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Melanie in Saskatchewan, Unfiltered Opinions: Political Edition
Mark Carney: The Spineless Sellout Who Fearmongered His Way to Power and Belly-Flopped Into Trump's Lap
"Mark Carney here we are again, you pathetic, elbow-less invertebrate of a prime minister – how dare you slither into office on a tidal wave of manufactured terror about Donald Trump, only to roll over like a gutless lapdog the moment you sniffed power? Your bait-and-switch tactics aren't just political sleight-of-hand; they're a grotesque betrayal, a stinging indictment of your utter lack of spine, principles, or basic human decency.
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| Trump, with Carney on the right. |
"You scared Canadians shitless to steal votes, painting Trump as the big bad wolf ready to devour our sovereignty, economy, and souls. Then, in your last two groveling encounters with the man, you turned into a simpering fanboy, as--kissing with such fervor it was like you were auditioning for a spot in Trump's inner circle. Shame on you, – your about-face isn't diplomacy; it's disgusting capitulation from a man whose "elbows" are apparently made of wet noodles, making it all too easy to fold, flop, and fondle your way through surrender.
"Let's discuss this revolting charade, shall we? During that shameless snap election in April 2025, you, Carney, weaponized Trump like a cheap horror flick villain. You thundered from podiums that his tariffs were an "existential crisis," that he'd "break us so America can own us," turning the vote into a referendum on your supposed toughness. Desperate Canadians – overtaxed, overstressed — bought your bullsh-t because you promised to "fight when we must," to retaliate, diversify trade, and stand tall against the bully.
"You demonized Trump to distract from your Liberal party's decade of decay, raking in votes from terrified voters who saw you as the banker-savior with the guts to stare down the orange menace. It was pure fearmongering filth, a calculated con that exploited our anxieties over jobs, borders, and bills. And for what? A narrow mandate you're not sticking to, built on lies?
"Fast-forward to your pathetic pilgrimages to Trump, and the mask rips off like cheap velcro. First, that October 7 White House visit: You show up in a red tie — Trump's colors, you bootlicking wannabe — grinning like a starstruck schoolboy as you laugh off annexation threats and call him a "transformative president" who's "strengthened the economy, secured borders, and combated opioids." What in the world were you thinking, Mark? No pushback on the 25% tariffs crippling our exports, no forceful demands for relief — just endless ass-kissing, praising his NATO spending while your own country bleeds jobs.
"You emerged with zilch, claiming a "meeting of minds," but it was clear: You rolled over, belly up, giving Trump that metaphorical raspberry right on his ego, complete with a reach-around full of concessions like scrapping our Digital Services Tax to appease him, and dropping every counter tariff behind the scenes where Canadians cant question ir scrutinize. Easy to do when you have no elbows, no fight, no moral backbone to throw a punch or even stand straight.
"And then, not even a week later, the October 14 Summit for Peace in Egypt – your bro-fest sequel. There you are again, chuckling at Trump's "president" gaffe like it's the funniest thing since your own election lies, exchanging pleasantries in a relaxed huddle while global eyes watch. No tough talk, no leverage on trade wars — just more chummy vibes, steering clear of confrontation as if your campaign rhetoric was a bad dream you woke up from mid-makeout session.
"Critics nailed it: This wasn't negotiation; it was a bromance bloom, with you cooing over shared "strengths" instead of the forceful defense you swore to voters. You gave Trump everything but a happy ending, pledging Canadian investments southward while our economy crumbles under your watch. Rolled over again, eh, Mark? Must be effortless with those phantom elbows – limp, useless appendages that let you twist into whatever pretzel shape suits your survival, not Canada's.
"This isn't mere flip-flopping; it's a critically savage rebuke to your shyster character. You promised voters a lion against Trump, and delivered a lamb that licks boots and blows kisses. Your about-face exposes you as a spineless opportunist, easy to intimidate, easier to buy off with flattery and failure. No elbows means no resistance, just endless capitulation: Belly raspberries and reach-arounds for a deal that shafts Canadians, all while deficits explode and families like mine pay the price.
"You're not a leader; you're a laughingstock, a traitor to your own words, condemned to history's hall of shame for peddling fear to win, then fraternizing with the foe. Resign in disgrace, you elbow-less embarrassment — Canada deserves better than your belly-crawling betrayal."
Melanie in Saskatchewan
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