So, they had to drag that cadaver Pastor Mansbridge from the crypt today to pronounce on Covid 19. Gawd! Why? "This isn't like 9/11," he intoned. OMG! That was absolutely breathtakingly brilliant, pastor! I had no idea!
Here in Cowtown, the pools are closed. Why? Afterall, pools are really one, huge vat of hand sanitizer, are they not? We should all just eschew the showers and go home covered in chlorine, but they have shuttered the pools, so that's that.
Did a speedy booze-shop drive by today, even though I am on one of my regular cleanses. Ralph privatized the liquor industry here a number of years ago, so there's one on every corner and they're all open. I hear the LCBO is closed. Wow! Have they started rioting yet?! Throwing caution to the winds, I even went out and got a haircut today. No point in looking ugly while one is in lock-down.
Declaring a "state of emergency" means governments can tap into bigger money pots, so that's the trick there. But everything's still operating and if you keep your distance, you're OK. Afterall, all we've heard from "experts" 24/7 is "wash your hands and maintain a social distance." Done and done.
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