And the winner is......

Melania!  Of all the women at Trump's 'State of the Union' speech last night, the biggest winner was the First Lady herself.

There she was, looking absolutely gorgeous sitting in the presidential box.  By the way, ladies, she's living in the White House, she has the wardrobe, she has the jewellery and she has the president's ear.  This immigrant girl has captured the brass ring!  Sorry, all you bleating in the cheap seats, you are losers and you essentially have no power.

Pelosi's display was a disgrace, not only to her office, but also to her gender.  Is that the behaviour she wants young women and girls to emulate?  Sitting there sneering at the president and ripping up his speech in a grotesque display of hubris and post-menopausal hysteria.  I was disgusted.

And what was with all the harridans garbed in white, sitting in a block on the democratic side?  What was the white supposed to mean?  Purity and perfection?  Just appalling.  They looked like nothing more than a herd of lost heifers waiting for the field hand to tell them where to go next.  If Pelosi represents the best the democrats have got -- and if the Iowa vote is any indication -- the Democrats are doomed.  It'll be four more years. 

And there was their ignorant field hand, with her facelift(s) and her dyed hair, signalling which way they should look and when to clap.  As a woman, I was disgusted.  No, we certainly haven't "come a long way, baby".