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Monday, July 22, 2019

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A Tale of Two Suzuki's

Most of us know the one called Saint Suzuki.  That's the Suzuki whose TV show, The Nature of Things, constantly lectures us about our lifestyle.  He says we need to consume less, buy less and use less fossil fuels.

But then there's another Suzuki, Secret Suzuki, because he's far less well-known.  Secret Suzuki is the one who lives on Vancouver's elite Point Grey Road, on a double lot, overlooking English Bay, right above the exclusive Kitsilano Yacht Club.  The City of Vancouver assesses the land value alone at over $8 million.  One of many Secret Suzuki's properties.

He has another million-dollar home in Vancouver. And then there's another home on Quadra Island.  That's three homes right there, if you count the double lot on Point Grey Road as just one property. 
And then there are his large property holdings on Nelson Island.  What's so fascinating about that one (Nelson Island) is that he co-owns the property with an oil company, Kootenay Oil Distributors Ltd.  They don't plan to drill for oil together.  It's a beautiful tourist spot — maybe perfect for a nice big condo development.  Of course, there's nothing wrong with co-owning any property along with an oil company.  But isn't Saint Suzuki against fossil fuel companies — especially oil companies?

Saint Suzuki - tells us that the world is desperately overcrowded, that we're overpopulated, and that we're going to run out of things.  But in his own life, Secret Suzuki has five children. There's nothing wrong with having five children. It's a blessing.  But then why does he think other people should have fewer kids?

Saint Suzuki - rails against corporations and profits.  He even gave a well-received anti-capitalist speech at the Occupy Vancouver protest.  Secret Suzuki - has several corporations.  One of them, the David Suzuki Foundation, took in a whopping $9 million last year and has $12 million in assets.  More than 10 million of that is invested in stocks and bonds.

Saint Suzuki - despises lobbyists, and says they have a disproportionate control of political power in Ottawa.  But Secret Suzuki - himself has nine paid lobbyists registered in Ottawa's lobbyist registry. Not one. Nine.

Saint Suzuki - despises politicians and says they can't be trusted.  But, Secret Suzuki - starred in a Liberal party TV ad along with former Ontario premier Dalton McGuinty.

Saint Suzuki - says corporations have to be less obsessed by profits and do more for the public good.  They need to especially think of the interests of the next generation, our children.  But Secret Suzuki - has made a tidy profit off young people.  His standard speaking fee at universities in Canada is $30,000 plus expenses.  He billed Quebec's John Abbott College a cool $41,000 to visit them.

Saint Suzuki - speaks in the language of tolerance and equality and liberalism — utterly politically correct.  But Secret Suzuki - engages in conduct that should cause feminists to raise an eyebrow.  When he visited John Abbott College, his assistant called with special requests to go along with his speaking fee.  Here is an internal e-mail from the college's Mary Milburn:

"We have learned, via Dr. Suzuki's assistant, that although the Dr. does not like to have bodyguards per se, he does not mind having a couple of ladies (females) that would act as body guards."  The college's Jim Anderson got involved in selecting the co-eds, too:

"Please be certain that the women are nicely dressed, we don't want them in
evening gowns, but definitely NOT Police Tech uniforms."

All of this bizarre selection of girls, dressed just so, was the result of
Secret Suzuki's special request.  If he were a conservative, he'd be called a dirty old man.

But he's a saint.  So the college went along with it.

David Suzuki is not a criminal, but he is not a saint.  He's a real person.  He is a capitalist multi-millionaire, a politician, a man with a staff of lobbyists, a prolific father and a wealthy landlord.  If only he'd stop scolding the Rest of Us for aspiring to do the same.

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