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Friday, February 3, 2012

Public clipping cured

"How do you like the coughing over there?' one swimmer said to the other in the change room this morning. "You mean the hoarking," the other replied (she meant hawking). Sure enough, some woman was engaged in vulgar, unpleasant expectorating in the shower -- in violation of posted, written cautions. "That's nothing," I chimed in. "The other day a woman was sitting right there clipping her toenails!" "Oh my G-d, disgusting!" they both said, nauseated.

As if on cue, a fourth woman turned around, beet red. Guess who it was?! She of the offending clippers. What serendipity! Every now and then you catch a break! Hopefully, that will cure our friend of her repellent public habit. Dear readers, don't ever think this stuff only happens in the men's locker room. We're all equal in annonymity.

Now, if I could only figure out a way to halt the shower spitting....????

Note: If you're wondering, the blog about this transgression was December 2, 2011, "What can people possibly be thinking?"

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