Surfed unfortunately into the Miss Universe Pageant underway last night in Las Vegas (where else?) I tuned in at the round of 16 and was shocked to see that of those still beaming in hope, 12 were brunettes. When do you ever see that? Heck, why not watch for a while?
Tune into any "Housewives" reality (sic) show and they're all bottle blondes (BBs), pretty much without exception. Look at any hockey, football or basketball star's wife and she's a BB. Most famous movie stars are now blondes -- unlike the 40's, 50's and 60's, when you had smashing brunettes like Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Jane Russell and The Hepburn's, Kathryn and Audrey. But these days, as I have blogged before, every woman who wants to be famous, or noticed, dyes her hair blonde.
Thinking about why so many Miss-Universe-wannabe's were brunettes, I realized that they were representing "brunette" countries -- such as the Phillippines, Africa, South America and Asia, for example. So, that explained it.
Except for the winner, Miss USA, who turned out to be a brunette. Whaaaaat??!! How did that happen? Frankly, I thought many of the others were far more gorgeous, but when I spotted The Donald in the front row and learned that a Miss USA hadn't won since 1997, I got it.
Ah politics, it's everywhere.
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